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  • Just for you justintime HAHAHA I love this 1!!!

    A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. 'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this,' and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'
    The old gentleman paused. Then he said, 'Years ago, my wife
    ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.'

    'Have a good day, sir,' replied the trooper.
    justintime must be out fishing so I'll say it for him.Funny post.LOL
    What a week..
    That's a good one GT and I could use a good laugh.
    The wife found out Thursday that she will be unemployed @ the end of this school year. And my daughter's video card went out on her laptop so I had to overnight my laptop to her becuz they have exams the next 2 weeks (UNCW). Thus the late response.
    Always sumthin. :)
    Dang, Sorry about your luck man...Hope it turns around for ya..heck I'm not even getting 40 hours a week now myself but like my Mother used to tell me 'Don't worry over something you can't do nothing about'...If it gets to bad, I'll just get me some of that free goverment money and Hunt all the time like my Friends have been doing LOL
    Yeah man
    We ain't gonna worry about it - it'll all work out. Doesn't make us any different than thousands of folks all across this country.
    The computer issue is thankfully still under warranty - just very bad timing. :)
    Jus' keep on keepin' on. lol
    Sorry about your run of bad luck.Hope things start looking up for ya real soon.In the meantime just go fishing,that will lighten anybodys load,especially if ya do it with a kid.
    I appreciate it Diane - things could be worse and at least we got some kinda notice about the job issue. I tell my kids all the time, 'someone out there would love to have our problems'.
    Huntman got a shorter cast yesterday which gave him a bit more mobility so we're gonna get some fishin' in this week. We still ain't seen a turkey but we're probably scaring them all away. lol
    Good 1
    Thats a good one that I aint herd in a while. Sorry about the bad luck hope it gets better guys.